Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 23, 2020

I always thought “Kitty Litter” would be a good stage name for the singer in a punk rock band. Of course, our current “Kitty” is a triple supersized Debora Iyall. Still, she might be able to belt out a lyric the way Debora could.

Do a you tube search for Romeo Void: Never Say Never

Ka-BLUBBER!

Mousy appears to be made of sterner stuff than meets the eye.

Waitaminute. Wasn’t Rip and Gal MILES from shore? Did they swim the wrong way when they jumped off the boat?

I had to dig through google for that one. Great arcane trivia.

So they set May-Bee’s boat on fire and sank the pirate ship? Either they don’t believe in leaving any evidence at all behind them, or else they’re just naturally more destructive to boats than even Mark Trail.

ka-treading

She’d weigh less if more of her was in the water.

You would think she would float! Must be a bunch more muscle on that gal than it appears.

KA-HEAVY!

Sinking both boats might not have been such a good idea. Then again, nobody said these two were geniuses.