In Security by Bea R. for November 14, 2020

I have a friend of mine who was Aldis Lamp operator in the navy. Those hanging flashing lights in the mall drove him crazy.

(wonders about the “PAP” in the fifth panel of the cartoon)

To help Roy he would SHOCKING have to take the baby outside!!!!

That’s …

Call Uber delivery and tell them there is a big tip if the driver has a good throwing arm.

Hubbs should toss him a roll of TP, but otherwise leave him trapped in the guest bathroom. ✨❤️✨

(Hopefully Hubbs doesn’t toss Roy the baby by mistake …) ✨❤️✨

I think Roy would have a better shot if he aimed the message at Ow.

Ellie is leaving baby Al with Hubbs?

Isn’t unblocking the door a tad more important?

The baby is so cute.

Well Roy was a forest man before Charlene, so its makes sense he would know some survivalist stuff

Tell Hubbs where the hide-a-key for the front door is, come up stairs, un-jam the doors, then you could get the toilet paper yourself, Roy. Both problems solved.

Hubbs: OH NO. I’d rather listen to my wife complain about stuff safe or not for our baby than get ROY toilet paper.

Roy: HUBBSSSSSS HELP MEEEEEEE. I NEED TOILET PAPER!!!! (Also miner detail I’m stuck in the bathroom)

I have to say, this has to be Roy’s smartest idea to date. I am somewhat impressed.

Now, let’s see how Hubbs handles the situation…

Reminds me of a commercial in which a college grad gets a high-paying job, and he’s in a board meeting when one of his roommates calls him and screams through a bullhorn, “BRING HOME TOILET PAPER!!!”

And since everyone in the neighborhood knows morse code every one now knows that Roy needs toilet paper. Ha, this could be good. Or worse, if Roy mispelled his message. “My wife deserted me, help!”

Only God knows where this will lead…

Maybe Roy should try and signal the paper boy.