Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 22, 2020

Well, what if I needed an adult knee?

Why would Gary ever need a kidney?

Leopold, you’re all heart!!

Give him credit, that shelf is well organized.

So, he doesn’t eat everything in people, eh.

He’s stocked up for the pandemic….so THATS where all the organ meat went…

Left knee. Right knee. Kidney. Weenie.

Is that Abbie’s kidney?

It’d taste better with steak and onions…

Leopold wrote the Maker book on home labs.

Hope he has the brains well labeled. Wouldn’t want an Abby Normal one…..

Bone spurs?

That’s one of Winky’s spleens! I’d recognize it anywhere!

It’s good to have spare parts hanging around…..

A well-stocked larder is a smart thing to have! Leopold will never be at a loss for spare parts. Can’t say the same for the former neighbors who “donated” them, of course….

Gary’s a vampire he doesn’t use those organs and he regenerates what he needs. He is immortal.