Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 20, 2020

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 4 years ago

    I recently had a dream where Winnie the Pooh couldn’t find any honey, and he was so desperate for the stuff he started eating his own boogers (which had a similar color and texture to honey), until eventually he was pulling out chunks of his own brain through his nose and eating THAT.

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    Averagemoe  almost 4 years ago

    I once had a dream about performing in a play, only to get on stage and realize I didn’t even know what the show was supposed to be. But instead of being embarrassed, I was wondering what the audience was even doing there before we’d had our first rehearsal.

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    codycab  almost 4 years ago

    I had one where I went to college. Funny thing is I don’t remember signing up, I had no transportation, it was in the middle of a desert and it was far. Thankfully I had an answer: Just say “Screw it” and go back to bed.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    wow

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    luducks  almost 4 years ago

    GYUH!

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    Jungle Empress  almost 4 years ago

    Most of my bad dreams involve spiders, occasionally of the monstrous variety.

    Of the non-nightmare variety: I did once have a dream about a Cactuar mariachi band. I’m not sure if that’s more or less awesome than Phoebe’s dream about the giant talking McNugget that was yelling at her about nutrition.

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    sallyseckman  almost 4 years ago

    My anxiety dreams mostly consist of my smart phone breaking and school and I haven’t attended any college classes since running out of money for classes.

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    jaydogg187  almost 4 years ago

    Phoebe’s dream sounds like George Miller, Tim Burton and Guillermo del Torro collaborated on a Mad Maz sequel.

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    DHBirr  almost 4 years ago

    I had one about going to school, realizing I’d be late getting to the classroom, then that I wasn’t even sure I was going in the right direction to find the classroom, and then that I hadn’t studied the lesson the night before … oh, and then I realized I was supposed to be the teacher.

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    MollyGirl  almost 4 years ago

    Mari has it easy in this life.

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    scyphi26  almost 4 years ago

    It’s not a competition, you two…

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    walkingmancomics  almost 4 years ago

    Unicorns get anxious? UNICORN!

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    Cincoflex  almost 4 years ago

    Why is it I can remember the details of my nightmares, but never the ones of those Fantastic dreams you don’t want to wake up from?

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    eekahler  almost 4 years ago

    Happy Holidays, Dana Simpson. Your Phoebe is just precious.

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    dv  almost 4 years ago

    Is this where we make the “badgers, we don’t need any stinking badgers” joke?

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    Darwinskeeper  almost 4 years ago

    Now that I stop having nightmares about being back with the ex-wife from hell, most of my nightmares involve going back to college and being perpetually behind.

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    NWdryad  almost 4 years ago

    The kid has issues.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Love Pheeb’s body language in the last panel.

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    DDrazen  almost 4 years ago

    Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

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    Hoosier Poet  almost 4 years ago

    Phoebe really shouldn’t badger Marigold like that.

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    Best Commenter Ever  almost 4 years ago

    I had a dream where I was roller skating in a strange school and crashed into a styrofoam sofa and it exploding everywhere in people’s faces right when it was Picture Day.

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