Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 03, 2020

Local diner, take out only, now, IF it hasn’t gone out of business, yet

There’s a pretty good chance he might be at the dog park. If not, try the bear park.

Humm no woods and fields for hunting trips ?

Or maybe the picanic grounds.

You forgot to add a coffee run to the list

Not the dog park… A plugger has a garden for that sort of thing and several dogs!

You’re a Plugger if you call the Lightly Used Auto Parts Emporium a junkyard.

I resemble that list, except for the last one.

I call BS! There aren’t even stops for snacks!

And that is just the first page.

A pretty active plugger.. my contact list would be limited to the first and last item on that list.

Pluggers have one foot in the past and the other one very much in the present.

Barber Shop (even if he doesn’t need a haircut), Senior Center, 19th hole at the golf course, bowling alley, Masonic Lodge/Am Vets/VFW Post.

No, no, no! You go to the frozen custard stand AFTER the visit to the dr. That way they won’t notice you stopped there.

Hey!

Where’s the camera???

No liquor store?

No frozen custard or dog park here, but otherwise very close.

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According to a past “Pluggers”, you have spent so much time and money at those places that next to their coffee machines there’s a coffee mug with your name on it.