Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 05, 2020

But the birds come out singing so they must not have been baked.

Then let them eat cake!!

Then we’ll have to change to spotted owls.

just flip them the bird…

As I walk my dog I feed the black birds. I toss bits only to the birds that fly over me and land in front of me. They learn quickly. They are mostly silent as well.

PETA should register a complaint, too.

Well, ask them to shut their pie-holes!

If.. those black birds are crows.. two dozen is not nearly enough and the Audubon society is correct in being upset.. they definitely would like you to squeeze in a few more. Could we go for four score?

Note: No blackbirds were harmed in the making of today’s nursery rhyme cartoon. When the king cuts open the pie, he’ll find that they’re all unharmed by the lively singing

“Let them eat cake”……

One would think that any pie that contained 420 blackbirds would have to be a lot larger.

That’s alright, I’ll share.

Tell them to stuff it.

You don’t hear the birds complaining.

that’s what they get for snipping off the maid’s nose

The Ornithology Club wants you tarred and feathered…