Pluggers by Rick McKee for November 29, 2020

just watch out for for the rogue tables you could knock over

I’m sure the missus would just love it. Not.

They have them, =^..^= ride them :D

https://my.evilmilk.com/go/6hj-1suam2.htm

Wouldn’t work in congested places and over the steps.

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You can have almost as much fun with a pair of googly eyes on a Roomba.

My husband would agree because that’s his job. Love it!

Hard to get under tables?

They have them but they’re a bit big for use in the house.

As if my house was big enough….

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My house is way too small for something like that :(.

He needs to get a weed whacker vac and a blower/shredder to get around legs and under furniture.

I spend way too much time manually controlling our robovac. It’s dumber than the box it came in.

Yes, but moving all the furniture so you could make ‘nice, straight’ lines would be very time consuming ! ! ! ! !

Where I last worked they had a riding vacuum cleaner and a riding floor cleaner. The floor cleaner was just a big vacuum but would spray water out on the floor from a tank then suck it back up into a holding tank.

At least it has the appropriate green and yellow color scheme…

That’s what a ROOMBA is, you just have to have good balance!

https://www.kaercher.com/us/professional/floor-sweepers/ride-on-floor-sweepers/km-85-50-r-bp-98414540.html

The dream job for some would be those commercial sweeper/cleaners you see in the big box office stores/warehouses.

For a thorough house cleaning you need a truck-mounted, diesel-powered, 500 horse power, whole house vacuum. Back her up and install the boot in the front door frame. Be sure to open all the windows slightly. For safety, please remove all pets and small children before starting it up. Completely cleans your entire house in minutes.

Name it Jane Dear.

first of all how did he get it through the door in the first place.

Erma Bombeck suggested this years ago !

You gotta have a rear engine unless like riding around in circles.

We would?