In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 04, 2020

I’d like to see someone trying to run into the end zone for a touchdown.

The Jets?

Nothing. I’m inventing a new game.

It doesn’t matter where the net was, that field goal attempt was too short.

It’s wasn’t his fault. The groundskeepers built the field on the wrong side of the net.

The score was a net zero.

Must be the grounds crew for the Jets…

Well the defense rests.

It’s keeping the ball from going in the stands, isn’t it?

“I guess I got a little ahead of myself.”