Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 28, 2020

Thank God I enjoy my relatives company; I feel sorry for those who don’t.

I’d say that in this case the compensation would be for mental and emotional cruelty. ;-D

I didn’t have to enjoy them all at once.

It’s the advertisement I’ve been waiting for my whole life!

If you wear glasses and have been required to wear a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.

Don’t bother. It’ll take 5 yrs. and the lawyers and court costs will get it all.

On the other hand, it may be the relatives who should get the compensation.

I happen to love my relatives, now that that the divorce is final! LOL

Not relevant this year.

My cousin and her wife have been here since last Monday and will be staying for another. We haven’t seen them since 2017. We were supposed to visit them for the Grey Cup of 2020 but COVID intervened. 2022 will be a good year to visit them, Grey Cup or not.

And me with no known living relatives.

We saw him yesterday watching “Robin Hood: Men in Sweats.”

“Call the Law Offices of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe…”

Unfortunately, there’s no “deep pocket” to sue.

Only if they gave you Covid.

How do you compensate for sanity?

America, what a country!

Call the law offices of Dewey, Cheatum , and Howe.