Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 17, 2020

From the headgear and beards on the guards, the “blond tarmangani” are either supposed to be Hollywood style vikings*, or a group of Hell’s Angels.

outside of movies and comic strips such as “Hagar the Horrible” vikings did not wear horns on their helmets.

How do you stop a Mammoth from charging?

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You take away its credit card!

An Mammoth is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. It ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.

“Why did you do that?” asks a passing giraffe.

“Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago.”

“Wow, what a memory!” says the giraffe.

“Yes,” says the Mammoth. “Turtle recall."

Tarzan. He jungle god anyway!

Woolly mammoths and Vikings in Africa? What next, Tarzan battled the Ancient Aliens?

“Yo, better put on some more meatballs, we got company coming”

If the rest of the inhabitants of the village are built like these two guards, they all do some serious weight lifting. Tarzan, are you sure Fawna WANTS to leave?

Tarzan had little respect for gods, overall.

Sounds like a plan. I see a future for Tarzan in the state department.

Wait, cavemen versus Vikings?

I wonder if Michael Crichton read this comic.

Good plan. A guy carrying a bow and arrow and riding a mammoth should easily fool them into thinking he’s a god of thunder who wields a hammer and rides a chariot pulled by goats.

Just as the sex-starved blonde queen is cleaning up after a long night of debauchery and the shaman is sharpening his implements of evilness. A great God Tarzan? Not if you bleed and those rough and tumble, mead swigging Norsemen will be really PO’d. Here comes trouble on multi-levels~!

They gotta be diggin’ T’s ride.

The Great One; it’s Wayne Gretsky. This explains the use of the stick.