One thing about Tarzan, he is not bashful. The Lone Ranger and The Phantom go to extraordinary lengths to avoid killing anyone. Tarzan hears a hostile movement (?) behind him and you’re a dead #%@*x.
Tarzan is bragging way too much and is getting set-up for a big fall once the wily witch doctor comes along. Now where’s the slovenly King and lascivious sex-starved blonde Queen? Tantor had better return with his herd and teach these doubting Viking-clones a thing or two!
martinstevense Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This requires quite some exercise, to detect hostile movements from doubtful warriors, especially from behind.
Gent almost 4 years ago
“… And now that we’re through with this, take me to your queen.”
WoodstockJack almost 4 years ago
Tarzan boomed, “Who else has weapons of wood and string?”
When all the Tarmangani doubtfully raised their hands, Tarzan continued,
“Who else has a loin cloth instead of trousers?”
At this, all the Tarmangani knodded with a growing certainty and doomed their queen to unrequited love.
Old Comic Strip Lover almost 4 years ago
Was the guy who wrote this story arc coming off of a weekend bender or something? Who else could have come up with this?
sundogusa almost 4 years ago
Only 2 people I know have eyes on the back of their heads. 1 was my Mom the other was my 7th grade teacher!
Durak Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Tarzan has my vote!
Out of the Past almost 4 years ago
One thing about Tarzan, he is not bashful. The Lone Ranger and The Phantom go to extraordinary lengths to avoid killing anyone. Tarzan hears a hostile movement (?) behind him and you’re a dead #%@*x.
Polsixe almost 4 years ago
Poor Sven, the guy who’s always 10 minutes late to a meeting finally gets the point.
jtt almost 4 years ago
So, these guys have mastered metallurgy, but are baffled by a bow and arrow. Hmm…
J Short almost 4 years ago
Who else has an invisible knife that shows up only when needed?
profkatz almost 4 years ago
Tarzan is bragging way too much and is getting set-up for a big fall once the wily witch doctor comes along. Now where’s the slovenly King and lascivious sex-starved blonde Queen? Tantor had better return with his herd and teach these doubting Viking-clones a thing or two!
anomaly almost 4 years ago
If you’re really the Great One, say “How sweet it is” or “To the moon, Alice”!
jmcenanly almost 4 years ago
How many arrows does he have? He seems to be going through a lot of them
ScottHolman almost 4 years ago
You’re the Great One you say? Ah….sure…I’m good with that.