Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 25, 2021

Go take a “meteor” shower to cool off.

I don’t think that is going to help.

A little more effective than hiding from a nuclear bomb under a desk

A direct hit will still get him

Have I got a deal for you….for just $30,000.00 you can own your own underground bunker/ shelter, fully stocked……..BLah blah

I thought someone would be playing Asteroids on their computer.

A major hit on Earth is a matter of when not if, but I don’t think the enclosed cubicle is going to help. Have a cheery Monday!

I’m not worrying until I hear of an incoming asteroid named “Damocles’ Sword”.

And you don’t worry right.

Where is his aluminum foil hat?

This is not Star Trek, and that is not the kind of protection that Star Fleet captains get when they order, “Shields up!” If an asteroid strikes, you’re not getting a nanosecond’s worth of extra safety, compared to your colleagues.