Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 28, 2021

I’d thank her even more if she’d go away and never come back.;-D

No, because being you IS the problem.

While, you did say IF.

He will thank her for not letting the door hit her * on the way out.

Schroeder is more likely thinking, “**** you for being you!”

Pathetic Lucy. Especially considering she’s a bully.

If she begins singing an old Andrew Gold song, he’ll throw her out on her ear.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Not in this lifetime.

As a reader, I say thank you, Lucy, for being you, and thus helping to make Peanuts the finest comic strip ever drawn.

Schroder is following that saying “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all!”

Lucy, he’s not even listening to you

When you leave Lucy then Schroeder will thank you

Don’t go away mad; just go away.

He could say, “I understand that you can’t help being you”. Will that do?

Doesn’t look like it.

What’s there to thank you for?

Nobody will thank you for that.

Sure. Thank you for that advice.

This was the very last Peanuts strip with Lucy in it. Those are her final words.

How about ‘Thank goodness there’s only one of you’?

As Henny Youngman once said " some people spread sunshine and happiness wherever they go….she spreads it whenever she goes.."

Try being some one else, Lucy! Thank you! ;o]

Not on your life Lucy.

If she had a piano like Schroeder’s, put it next to his and said, “teach me to play”? Do you think that would be a good approach, or do you think her piano would fly across the room? He does have respect for the things.

oh, for crying out loud, Lucy.

Lucy is channeling Hubbs.

I’ll thank you when you pretend to be someone else

He wants you to go away. Take the hint.

“Thank you for not being even more you than you are.”

He might say that, if she was someone else.

thank you, thank you very much…(saw him live in ’75)

No words from the other side should be taken seriously.