Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 16, 2020

Is that why Pig isn’t around?

I want that app .

I’m guessing there’s a big cluster of them in Washington DC.

A con artist could use the app to find stupid people. If a politician has 2 speeches prepared, he could check the app before deciding which speech to use — stupid speed or intelligent speech.

Many a stupid person have denied the very existence of COVID until they caught the virus.

That would be an awesome app. And I don’t even have a smart phone.

Especially mental health.

“1984” …. Croc Power !

The stupid people app would soon be overloaded!

No different than now, avoiding everyone!

But Rat, how do you avoid yourself?

My mother always said stupid is as stupid does. And something about chocolate, but I can’t remember what it was.

You don’t need an app for that; just watch for people walking around looking at their phone all the time and avoid them.

Rat is doomed to a very lonely existence, if everyone uses the same App to avoid him!

It would be more efficient to have an app to keep track of the smart people so you could hang around them and avoid anyone who wasn’t on the app.

Margaret Atwood had something to say about all this many decades ago, “Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.”

Don’t waste your money. Avoid EVERYONE! :D

I could go for that!

Several of my coworkers have had it. I’m actually surprised that the numbers aren’t higher. They all recovered, and it affected them all differently.

im not anti-social…im anti stupid!

I’d rather put up with stupid than nasty.

Rat’s new app is great!

But it could willy-nilly make him a hermit! (There are so many of them around!)

Easy for you to say. Your ancestors carried the Black Plague.

I’d buy that

Bill Engvall – Stupid People (Here’s Your Sign) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBjelRDKHUk

Is it in the Google Play Store? WIlling to pay for it!!It would improve my MENTAL health, at the very least…

I want one!!!

Wear a mask! Stupid smart phone

AKA anti-maskers

If this app doesn’t already exist, someone needs to develop and market it.

Google sends me a monthly email of where I;ve been. The list is short nowadays.

Dealing with this devastating pandemic was enough…but America had to also deal with an incompetent troll in the WH, working AGAINST COMMON SENSE, AND BRINGING AND ENCOURAGING VIOLENCE AND EXTREMISM INTO THE MIX! Evil as evil comes!

The disease does not scare me, the folks that can’t comply do.

Rat will end up alone.

I need that app!

Don’t need an app to avoid stupid people. Just stay away from the Left Coast and anywhere there are Democraps in the majority. No need to thank me. . .

Rat’s dream come true.

Poor Pig must be getting lonely

Anti-maskers = stupid people, so if they don’t have COVID yet, it’s just a matter of time.

Sign me up.

A thousand ‘likes’ for this one!

Well, THERE IS this one guy ranting on Twitter which gives good reason to quit.

People with CoVID19 — 1 in 1000, quickly approaching 1 in 100.

Stupid people — 1000 in 1000. Yes, even the smartest of us.

Re general masking: Most real, peer reviewed research (over many years) doesn’t indicate masking being useful. Research for yourself. This Swiss Policy Research page is a good place to start. Look at the New England Journal of Medicine research review from last May. Don’t hate on me, research it yourself: https://swprs.org/face-masks-evidence/?fbclid=IwAR0KVtsT7DyGKVzNFTEQyvlPVnTf6yyrHBvzXyxeHPo1-vOWlRRFLygcNW4

oh its real, i had it. but i believe i would have gotten it with or without masks. they are useless against virus’s just like underwear dont stop farts. both have been proven by science.

I’m just going to skip right to the bottom here and avoid any Holiday-Spirit killing comments…Pastis please quit setting people up!

I would very much like that app.

I already have a stoopid people locator.

Where can I get this app?

They may not be ‘stupid’ they may be ignorant instead. A good education system can reduce ignorance…but you can’t fix…

Steph, can’t we have just one funny comic without any mention of covid? PLEASE?

That’s just false mi amigo. Learn some history

Where can I find this app?

The app turns out to just be a picture of the US and UK.

English is hard!

I tested positive on Dec 1 and negative on Dec 8. I had no major symptoms, and I’m not sure whether I have minor symptoms. I still wear a mask, but I don’t panic when those who don’t get near me anymore.

How much does it cost?

i need one of these!!!!!

Obviously doesn’t work. It’s failed to recognize Rat.

If most of us avoided stupid people, we would be very lonely.

I’ve never wanted an app so badly.

Does Goat know who he’s talking to?