Kliban by B. Kliban for December 11, 2020

What gouge wire is that?

Mending on the fly. Watch that needle, Miss! If I scream, it really echoes in here!

Earliest development of the codpiece …

Must be the new 501 Button-fly Armor.

Don’t touch that!

…“hang on…gotta pee…”

If she has to wear a chastity belt, its only fair that he should be restrained too

She knit him the suit from a 250-pound sack of steel wool. I’ve already ordered 3,600 pounds of steel wool & she’s agreed to knit me a Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet.

This is why Knights were brave. Just urinating was a half hour process.

Earliest known vasectomy???

That’s pretty impressive not using a thimble. She must be one hellava masseuse.

Sew what????