Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 18, 2020

He made someone an offer he couldn’t remember.

Take the geritol, leave the cannoli

Look on the bright side. When an associate tells you to “fuggedabout it”, you can honestly answer “fuggedabout what?”

At my age, somehow all the things that I do remember don’t make up for the ones that I forget, but think that I should remember.

AKA Senior Wiseguy Moment

My son takes a memory enhancer. He just has to remember to take it.

Doc: So, how ya doin?

Ummm… Where are his shoes?

Poor Doctors gonna start gettin some mouthfulls from him!

And proud of it! (takes the stress outta being responsible)

Cats are masters of “ selective memory”, even before they get old.