Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 07, 2021

Then everyone would love them and not want to kill them.

If only…..

Anything to die skinny, eh?

What a wonderful idea! Can we get someone to genetically modify them?

Come’ere, you sweet little fat sucker.

It would take millions of them.

If only they’d suck stupidity out of people.

What?!? You want them to get clogged arteries?

I don’t wish that.

Aunty, you have really strange wishes.

Your poor widdle head would cave in! :-o

Then they’d be too heavy to fly and go extinct. A double win.

I wished?

They still suck.

I’m not so sure. I bet the bite would still itch and evolution would still make them disease vectors.

I’d still be allergic to them!

She needs a date with Mr. Butterworth.

And Americans pee gasoline!

Yup, especially here in coastal GA!