Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 04, 2021

But then your ankles swell up!

Yes, maybe, but can the heels withstand the weight?

And yet you buy so many of em.

I notice that when I diet, the first place I lose weight are in my wrists, ankles and fingers. The waist remains the same.

Aunty, you’re a poet but don’t know it. But, your feet show it, they’re Longfellows.

Aunty, you have never failed to put your foot in it.

I was so surprised to find that gold shrinks! Had to buy a new wedding ring.

Aunty isn’t as old as me or she would have learned your feet do actually get bigger as you age. Gravity is a bitch.

Do you take them off before putting your foot in your mouth? You get lots of practice.

Never been my experience. At my highest weight I was wearing a larger size shoe. When I lost most of that my shoe size returned to what it was originally.

That’s because elastic stretches…