F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 16, 2020

A spoon full of grease makes the medicine go down!

Just hide the pill inside and you’ll never notice it.

Does Grandma want a yummy treat?

My poor babies…

I asked my Pharmacist to add a label to all my meds to “take with food”. Now I can snack all day with little pushback from the wife.

That’s what the vet puts on my dogs’ meds.

Tater tots for breakfast?

And at the end of the course of treatment she gets a little penicillin growing on the tots. The green stuff is penicillin right?

Idaho medicaid clinic?

(Spoken in the voice of Scotty in the Star Trek reboot) “I like this pharmacist!”

You say tater tots, I say totter tors.

Tater Tot? No! Now, tell me I need to use a mini Snickers bar and we’ve got an agreement.

Napoleon’s grandma?