Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 14, 2020

My response to that trick is “You just did.”

I guess making friends with her is already out of the question.

It would be interesting to see if Dakota comes to Phoebe’s defense, like “Nobody picks on Phoebe but me!”

But…strips don’t introduce new characters as they get older, they cut OUT characters! This feels unnatural….

Gawd I’m glad I grew out of that age without committing murder.

I prefer the always well dressed and haughty Dakota

A universal constant has changed somewhere. There’s a girl more annoying and cruel than Dakota!

I know a solution, unicorn horn through the chest.

As a person who got bullied in the past, I’d love to smack that little b..

New friend? or New bully since the last bully became nice nd we need an antagonist? also where do these kids learn these lme jokes? that lines over 40 years old and kids still say it.

Lose her, Phoebe. Not worth the trouble.

Oh no… Dakota’s cousin! Or just another annoying bully. I kinda hope Dakota will stay in Phoebe’s side.

“Heyyyy loserrr.”

(wonders about the voice of this dialogue and whether it was said by a certain “Dakota” or not)

Whoa. New girl. And already I don’t like her. And I suspect Dakota won’t like her either (intruding on her turf and all).

She’s not very good at this.

Another charmer….

Uuuugh

An unlikable character with dark skin. Interesting.

Well, she dresses better than Dakota, that’s a super cute outfit.

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Hello Everyone

Who Is your favorite character in Phoebe and Her unicorn?

Have a Fantastic year and happy holidays

BTW, how’s the live-action reboot of “Disney’s The Little Mermaid” (with a colored-skin titular character) coming along?

“You would talk to losers? Seriously?!?”

she is confusing. I already hate her.

Dakota V2.0

Just tell her you were talking to Dakota and to butt out of the conversation.

“Hey Black eyes.” “My eyes are brown, duh!” POW!! POW!!

I’d really like to see Phoebe stop being like Charlie Brown and stand up for herself.