Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 16, 2020

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    Averagemoe  almost 4 years ago

    Alejandra: sees new person Okay, heads, they’re cool, tails they’re a loser.

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    Antiyonder  almost 4 years ago

    So yep this reaffirms that Dakota is “One of us, one of us!”.

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    luducks  almost 4 years ago

    GYUH.

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    codycab  almost 4 years ago

    Me: “I bet it’s gonna be a lame party anyway.” Alejandra: “No way! It’s totally a cool party!” Me: “Prove it.” Alejandra: “OK, I will! Your invited!” Me: Cool! See you there, sucker!" Alejandra: “Wait…”

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    Wilde Bill  almost 4 years ago

    I already hate her. At least, Dakota has some redeeming qualities (although I can’t think of any right now).

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    what an odd kid this Alejandra is… being the new kid on campus and inviting who she thinks are both cool and un-cool

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    andacar  almost 4 years ago

    Paradigm shift. Dakota is now in the loser category. Will she enlist Phoebe (and Marigold) to enact revenge, rolling the dice with a likely disastrous magical fix? Or will she be content with still being able to lord it over Phoebe? Stay tuned for tomorrow’s exciting episode!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Any old iron

    Any old iron

    Any, any, any old irony? ;D

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Ah, the old “old enemies (okay, frenemies) gang up to defeat the new arch-nemesis” storyline…

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    mistie710  almost 4 years ago

    This new girl is hiding something…

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    Thrackerzod  almost 4 years ago

    I remember a new student who acted this way in grade school. Acting like he was hot stuff, putting people down, and one day actually shoved another student. That turned out to be quite a mistake for him and after his bruises healed up he was much more well-behaved.

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    Trond Sätre Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Are you just gonna let her take your place, Daktota?

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    trainnut1956  almost 4 years ago

    Why didn’t Dakota’s magic hair reach out and trip that little Thot?

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    Mario500  almost 4 years ago

    “Twinsies!”

    (senses a vague expression of thoughts)

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    Neo Stryder  almost 4 years ago

    When I imagine Alejandra’s voice, I imagine she has a snot blocking her nose.

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    Tigressy  almost 4 years ago

    “So you won’t attend your own party?”

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    scyphi26  almost 4 years ago

    Ooh-hoo! Now Dakota knows how it feels for Phoebe.

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    prrdh  almost 4 years ago

    At least you aren’t deplorables.

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    Mando  almost 4 years ago

    Dakota deserved that.

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    Of course you know, this means war…..

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I love the direction this arc has♡!

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    Newenglandah  almost 4 years ago

    Claws out, Dakota.

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    banjinshiju  almost 4 years ago

    The real loser just walked off.

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    IDon’tHaveTimeForThat  almost 4 years ago

    I hate these kind of sentences. You want to invite them, but the theme is “no-LOSERS” so you can’t, but you came up with the theme, so you don’t want to invite them?

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    InquireWithin  almost 4 years ago

    Usually the newcomer has to prove themselves to the established cool clique. Not likely that Dakota’s cool friends will suddenly turn on her (there would normally be social repercussions for doing that). The new kid would be risking a lot by not first using the pretext of befriending Dakota to find out her weaknesses and then slowly turning her circle of friends against her.

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    NWdryad  almost 4 years ago

    The new girl is going to rapidly discover that no one wants to be her friend. Either that or she’s going to steal all of Dakota’s friends.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 4 years ago

    I had another punchline in mind.

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    ChrisTrey  almost 4 years ago

    Isn’t this strip supposed to feature a Unicorn in it? Just where has Marigold been while her best human friend is being attacked like this? I remember the “dodgeball” strip where Mari thought Phoebe was under attack and she went into combat mode!

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    MollyGirl  almost 4 years ago

    Dakota knows that she just admitted to being a loser, right?

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    josh_bisbee  almost 4 years ago

    So the only character of color is a bully?

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    jerrica.benton333  over 3 years ago

    whadabitchtho

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  6 months ago

    Welcome to the club, Dakota! :D

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