Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 19, 2020

So nightmare fuel in Christmas. Nice.

Have some class!

https://www.gocomics.com/ozy-and-millie/2017/05/25

you’re welcome, Dakota

Heh heh. Smart people are observant. Don’t mess with us.

I got to the third panel and thought, “Phoebe so nice that that was the best she could come up with, and it was kind of lame.”

Then I read the last panel and realized that she knows her subject well.

Add the fanciest makeup kit Dakota can afford to her Christmas list.

Hit ’em where they live! You go Phoebe!

Reminds me of Linus and “I’m aware of my tongue.” :-D

https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1963/02/03

The old eyebrow ploy!

Good one, Phoebe!

I wish people insulted me that way I mean the typical kids insults always bugged me because they were annoying not hurtful.

Nothing a pair of tweezers won’t fix.

Phoebe has no mercy. Something like that would destroy Dakota’s ego forever.

It could be worse. At least Dakota isn’t a unibrow!

A true friendship

That… that’s not an insult, Phoebe, that’s an observation. An insult would be more like “Eww, ugly brows.”

Wow, Pheobe’s got no mercy!

Hey, you literally asked for it, Dakota.

Best back atcha, ever! HA!

That’s deviously good, Phoebe; personalized and honest.

It’s the little things in life that are so much fun…..

That was ruthless. I got chills from that.

Whoa, we got a badass over here! See, this is what’s called the revenge of the nerds.

Dakota will be spending the next day with a pair of tweezers and a mirror.

Man, Phoebe does know how to cut to the bone!

“Also, your butt really sticks out too far when you wear your favorite tights…”

And Dakota will go home and crane around in front of the mirror for a couple hours, trying to see her butt…

The artist: “Thanks for making me have to draw different sized eyebrows forever.”

I love that Phoebe got one free insult and MADE IT COUNT.

Let’s all sing carols now… in Goblinese! Blart blart blart blart BLAAART!! :D