FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 19, 2021

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    creepy teacher with that creepy laugh

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    Can I get a medical exemption? I’m allergic to math.

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 4 years ago

    All right, enough drama! You can’t be killed by a math exam. It can only leave you severely traumatized for life

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    Mentor397  almost 4 years ago

    We once had a student-teacher assistant teach the class that more digits after the decimal meant a smaller number, always. 0.65 is less than 0.7, 0.5555 is less than 0.55, 0.9875 is less than 0.08, etc. How we lived through final exams is a mystery, though admittedly, I did ace that class.

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    Math was my best subject: it was logical and 2 + 2 always equaled 4. History, on the other hand, used to confuse me. It doesn’t anymore since I’ve lived long enough and it is beginning to repeat itself for me.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I work in a place where everything is measured down to the .00001. I tell every one if it is more than 1+1 I have no idea how much it is!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 4 years ago

    Never a good sign.

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    jdsven  almost 4 years ago

    For some reason I’m picturing Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove as the math teacher.

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    Numbnumb  almost 4 years ago

    I liked the ‘next of kin’ remark!

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    asrialfeeple  almost 4 years ago

    Mental Abuse To Humans. It seems 5 out of 4 people are lousy at math

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    JesseLouisMartinez  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of my 3rd grade teacher

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    txmystic  almost 4 years ago

    Having taught math before, there is a bit of drunkenness with the POWER of the dark side….

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    tcayer  almost 4 years ago

    My son is in virtual 9th grade. I overheard him taking a math test. Every once in a while, the teacher would announce how much time was left. She says “About two minutes…” and a girl chimes in “I switched tabs and all my answers disappeared!” The teacher says “Oh, yeah, you can’t navigate away from the test of it will be erased. ONE minute…”

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    ChrisTrey  almost 4 years ago

    Senior year high school advanced math class: the teacher said no one ever had or ever could get a perfect 100 score on every test for that half of the year. Guess who did? Me! Score of 100 on every single test, quiz and the final. But I owe it to her teaching, she was by far the best teacher I ever had.

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    rgcviper  almost 4 years ago

    Although, a MWA-HA-HA might’ve made the teacher’s remark even creepier …

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