Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 13, 2020

He can’t take any chances, anywhere!!!

How’s he gonna have his milk and cookies??

Oh the humanity!!

A jolly old elf, bringing hand sanitizer and toilet paper to all the good boys and girls!

That’s a very big living room. Is that a mansion?

♫ He knows where you’ve been breathing,

He knows if you’ve been safe… ♫

If he wasn’t careful he’d be the ultimate super-spreader. He has to sanitize or change his Haz-mat suite between every house.

(Insert Darth Vader respirator sounds here)

“Yes, Timmy, it’s me … Don’t worry. I’ll disinfect all the presents before I leave.”

Would be a pretty sad Christmas if we lost Santa to the virus.

I think we need super sanitizing locations ala Dr. Who – the episode where the Doctor and Rose were in the hospital in New New York and got doused with every known sanitizer/disinfectant when they stepped into the elevator.

I bet that was a tight fit coming down the chimney

How come Santa’s suit is never sooty?

Good thing it wasn’t a Vegan spider doing it. Santa is immune, but he is a carrier.

As long as he leaves vaccine vouchers.

I read a comment on another comic earlier today about a mall Santa wearing a face shield, his elves dispensing alcohol disinfectant to socially distanced kids in line to see him. The clear face shield is so photos with the kids won’t hide his jolly face behind a mask!

lol it looks like hes from among us