I felt like that once year at a company ‘play outside after work’ party. I was using a cane at the time and we were having a ‘throw the pie aat the managers contest’ It was my turn and I walked slow while eyeing the victims, then I turned slightly to nail my boss and lost my balance and my cream pie smacked him in the lower half of his face (not much in his eyes) I barely remained upright but it was obvious I had stumbled and my boss—who was the office manager for the Charleston office—had a good sense of humor and knew I didn’t deliberately aim to smack him so hard.
I agree with the boss, I like that sweater. I wonder where I can get one like it. I will have to look it up online, see if there’s a place out there called Deathstars “R” us
So why are a warlord and his minions from another solar system celebrating a holiday honoring an earth religious messiah that only about a quarter of the earth’s dominant species follows? For that matter, why would any warlord, terrestrial or not, honor a religious and philosophical leader who preached humility, compassion, and peace?
Bilan almost 4 years ago
It’s not easy putting your foot in your mouth when you’re wearing body armor.
Alabama Al almost 4 years ago
For an Evil Overlord, Dirk is actually rather mellow. Most other EOs would probably execute his minion for such a faux pas.
TStyle78 almost 4 years ago
Oops…
Quabaculta almost 4 years ago
I felt like that once year at a company ‘play outside after work’ party. I was using a cane at the time and we were having a ‘throw the pie aat the managers contest’ It was my turn and I walked slow while eyeing the victims, then I turned slightly to nail my boss and lost my balance and my cream pie smacked him in the lower half of his face (not much in his eyes) I barely remained upright but it was obvious I had stumbled and my boss—who was the office manager for the Charleston office—had a good sense of humor and knew I didn’t deliberately aim to smack him so hard.
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
I agree with the boss, I like that sweater. I wonder where I can get one like it. I will have to look it up online, see if there’s a place out there called Deathstars “R” us
Lawrence.S almost 4 years ago
His wife gave it to him so he had to wear it. Question is whether it is a reflection of her taste or she wants him to look like a doofus.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nice kringlegensers!
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Better your promotion than your life
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
“These aren’t the ugly Christmas sweaters you’re looking for.”
“Move along.”
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
♪ Rudolph the brown nose ’trooper…♫
Ermine Notyours almost 4 years ago
That’s not an ugly sweater. It’s a space navigation chart.
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
If he hasn’t seen your ID number, you can just claim to be that backstabbing jerk 1157… ☺
Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Is he drunk? He can claim a trooper stupor.
Jogger2 almost 4 years ago
I’m Trooper #314159. (I wonder what will happen to the real Trooper #314159.)
Newenglandah almost 4 years ago
So why are a warlord and his minions from another solar system celebrating a holiday honoring an earth religious messiah that only about a quarter of the earth’s dominant species follows? For that matter, why would any warlord, terrestrial or not, honor a religious and philosophical leader who preached humility, compassion, and peace?