Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 22, 2020

It’s not easy putting your foot in your mouth when you’re wearing body armor.

For an Evil Overlord, Dirk is actually rather mellow. Most other EOs would probably execute his minion for such a faux pas.

Oops…

I felt like that once year at a company ‘play outside after work’ party. I was using a cane at the time and we were having a ‘throw the pie aat the managers contest’ It was my turn and I walked slow while eyeing the victims, then I turned slightly to nail my boss and lost my balance and my cream pie smacked him in the lower half of his face (not much in his eyes) I barely remained upright but it was obvious I had stumbled and my boss—who was the office manager for the Charleston office—had a good sense of humor and knew I didn’t deliberately aim to smack him so hard.

I agree with the boss, I like that sweater. I wonder where I can get one like it. I will have to look it up online, see if there’s a place out there called Deathstars “R” us

His wife gave it to him so he had to wear it. Question is whether it is a reflection of her taste or she wants him to look like a doofus.

Nice kringlegensers!

Better your promotion than your life

“These aren’t the ugly Christmas sweaters you’re looking for.”

“Move along.”

♪ Rudolph the brown nose ’trooper…♫

That’s not an ugly sweater. It’s a space navigation chart.

If he hasn’t seen your ID number, you can just claim to be that backstabbing jerk 1157… ☺

Is he drunk? He can claim a trooper stupor.

I’m Trooper #314159. (I wonder what will happen to the real Trooper #314159.)

So why are a warlord and his minions from another solar system celebrating a holiday honoring an earth religious messiah that only about a quarter of the earth’s dominant species follows? For that matter, why would any warlord, terrestrial or not, honor a religious and philosophical leader who preached humility, compassion, and peace?