Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for December 24, 2020

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 4 years ago

    “….and, make sure it’s uplifting!”

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t know if Barney has a reachable moral sense, Clyde.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t be a richard.

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    He means cut to the chase scene as in Bill Murry’s visit by Christmas Yet to Come in “Scrooged”. However, if I were him, I wouldn’t want to be in a hurry……

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    I Go Pogo   almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas eve to all! Join in and sing with me now…

    Deck us all with Boston Charlie,Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

    Don’t we know archaic barrelLullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

    Bark us all bow-wows of folly,Polly wolly cracker ‘n’ too-da-loo!Donkey Bonny brays a carol,Antelope Cantaloupe, ‘lope with you!Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly,Gaggin’ on the wagon, Willy, folly go through!Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow,Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

    Dunk us all in bowls of barley,Hinky dinky dink an’ polly voo!Chilly Filly’s name is Chollie,Chollie Filly’s jolly chilly view halloo!Bark us all bow-wows of folly,Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!Tizzy seas on melon collie!Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!

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    MikeM_inMD  almost 4 years ago

    ROFL. Well done, gentlemen.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He is Jacob Marley too, just saying.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    He hasn’t a ghost of a chance of imparting a giving spirit in Barney.

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    hwlabadiejr  almost 4 years ago

    What did he do to get kicked out of bed by Lucretia?

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