Blackmail.
Dad: “I’m not afraid of anyone else knowing. It’s my cheese, but I am willing to share.”
Loyal to the last morsel!
You could never buy off a cat that way; they’re incorruptible. Most of them anyway.
Got exactly what she wanted, then.
Because I work nights, I’m awake and eating when everyone else is asleep
The cats don’t bark, but they can raise a fuss if they don’t get what they want
It is sad that humans don’t speak dog as well as dogs speak human. My dog has started waking me up at 3AM to search the house for something, darned if I know what. The whole time, he gives his low rumbling growl.
No sneaking into the kitchen with my two around. Open the fridge and they’re there!
And you’re not above taking a bribe.
Brian Anderson
blunebottle almost 4 years ago
Blackmail.
Ida No almost 4 years ago
Dad: “I’m not afraid of anyone else knowing. It’s my cheese, but I am willing to share.”
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Loyal to the last morsel!
chasobrien almost 4 years ago
You could never buy off a cat that way; they’re incorruptible. Most of them anyway.
scyphi26 almost 4 years ago
Got exactly what she wanted, then.
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
Because I work nights, I’m awake and eating when everyone else is asleep
The cats don’t bark, but they can raise a fuss if they don’t get what they want
Vangoghdog01 almost 4 years ago
It is sad that humans don’t speak dog as well as dogs speak human. My dog has started waking me up at 3AM to search the house for something, darned if I know what. The whole time, he gives his low rumbling growl.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
No sneaking into the kitchen with my two around. Open the fridge and they’re there!
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
And you’re not above taking a bribe.