Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 24, 2020

It’s the thought that counts, Trout. And maybe the jams and jellies will even be edible.

As my boss often said, “Work it should, Look good it must.” (I always knew it was important when he used Yoda-speak.)

Oh, man. She made it for her grandma???? Agnes, I told you just to clean the house, not poison her!Merry Christmas

A viable option? I would suggest it was essential.

Wonder if they got anything from the Magic Dumpster?

Sadly, the bows probably are worth more than the jams ’n jellies ingredients.

Well, you know, if Grandma has false teeth, the “semi-masticated” might actually be a help. Still, here’s hoping she has the National Poison Control Center (1-800-222-1222), on speed dial… ☺

Camouflage works. Hope she likes the “jam”. Merry Christmas. Don’t forget the Pepto……

I don’t know about “over bowed” but it is definitely “over ribboned”. Looks like someone did not get wrapping paper.