This must be THE essential oily cream…when applied it makes you feel like you’re shedding your layers down to the bone, but in fact, it is lubricating every cell, every pore, every fiber of your being…..except for one teensy side affect…..you’re blue for 14 days after treatment….so plan ahead, and enjoy, the soothing relief of shedding fat, dead cells and whatever else you have going on …this miracle cream can be purchased at the Bathmat Factory in Froglandia, USA! All credit cards accepted!
At this AM (ca. 6:15 here in the Central Time Zone), this is Day 2. But sometimes Sister updates a little later in the morning, so we shall see if this sticks or is supplanted.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…you can either take the blue blop or the red blop…
…I’ll take the blue…
…I want my comics to be funny like, Hi & Lois…
…even if they are all lame…
…{wait…have I already taken the the red blop?}…
… Froglandia feels the same…
…but it doesn’t taste the same…
…not that it had much taste before…
… but neither does Vienna sausages and I love those…
…my vanilla yogurt is made with castoreum…
…and I love that…
….mmmm….
… the exquisite flavor of the anal excretions of beaver butts…
…now, I don’t know which blop I have taken…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A new twist on the bird in the hand!
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
This must be THE essential oily cream…when applied it makes you feel like you’re shedding your layers down to the bone, but in fact, it is lubricating every cell, every pore, every fiber of your being…..except for one teensy side affect…..you’re blue for 14 days after treatment….so plan ahead, and enjoy, the soothing relief of shedding fat, dead cells and whatever else you have going on …this miracle cream can be purchased at the Bathmat Factory in Froglandia, USA! All credit cards accepted!
*Hot Rod* almost 4 years ago
The #8 poo ball in the corner pocket.
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
This is why his X-ray vision is Superman’s least favorite superpower.
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
Uncombable hair syndrome, otherwise known as Phyllis Diller’s Disease.
*Hot Rod* almost 4 years ago
So much for the fountain of youth. He zeroed in on the fountain of excelling.
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
This is 3 syllables shy of a Haiku … 5-7-2 instead of 5-7-5 … CaFfEiNe …!
charles9156 almost 4 years ago
Teresa continues the semi-elliptical orbit ;+)
Amanda El-Dweek creator almost 4 years ago
My, but what frightening x-ray teeth you have, Grandma! ;)
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
Feel free to wander down to the ponder, just be careful not to get stuck in the muck.
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
Why does everything Have to be a syndrome!? Sheesh! I declare Frog Applause a syndrome; now that’s one pandemic I can get behind!
katina.cooper almost 4 years ago
Is he talking about the guy who runs Gocomics?
INGSOC almost 4 years ago
if you happen to think that over thinking is good, think again
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
We are Froglandians!
We always think about it for some time.
Sometimes we figure it out.
More rarely, we figure it out and act on it.
But don’t count on it.
We are Froglandian Thinkers!
The Old Wolf almost 4 years ago
Help, we are sinking! What are you sinking about?
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…I have been thinking of hanging my bath mats on the living room walls…
…I have given this a ton of thought…
…(and a pinch of salt)…
…not only are they overly impressive…
…they are overtly artistic as well…
… a good analogy is that of a tree well…
…if you can sucker them in, they can’t Hotel California their way out of it…
…no, I am not speaking gibberish or in code…
…and if you say poetry…
…you deserve to be trapped by my hanging bath mat tree well…
…ski at your own risk…
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
At this AM (ca. 6:15 here in the Central Time Zone), this is Day 2. But sometimes Sister updates a little later in the morning, so we shall see if this sticks or is supplanted.
I’ll think about it….
*Hot Rod* almost 4 years ago
Don’t think so hard. Cushion for soft landing.