Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 15, 2020

  1. Skipper
    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …you can either take the blue blop or the red blop…

    …I’ll take the blue…

    …I want my comics to be funny like, Hi & Lois…

    …even if they are all lame…

    …{wait…have I already taken the the red blop?}…

    … Froglandia feels the same…

    …but it doesn’t taste the same…

    …not that it had much taste before…

    … but neither does Vienna sausages and I love those…

    …my vanilla yogurt is made with castoreum…

    …and I love that…

    ….mmmm….

    … the exquisite flavor of the anal excretions of beaver butts…

    …now, I don’t know which blop I have taken…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    A new twist on the bird in the hand!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    This must be THE essential oily cream…when applied it makes you feel like you’re shedding your layers down to the bone, but in fact, it is lubricating every cell, every pore, every fiber of your being…..except for one teensy side affect…..you’re blue for 14 days after treatment….so plan ahead, and enjoy, the soothing relief of shedding fat, dead cells and whatever else you have going on …this miracle cream can be purchased at the Bathmat Factory in Froglandia, USA! All credit cards accepted!

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 4 years ago

    The #8 poo ball in the corner pocket.

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    coltish1  almost 4 years ago

    This is why his X-ray vision is Superman’s least favorite superpower.

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    coltish1  almost 4 years ago

    Uncombable hair syndrome, otherwise known as Phyllis Diller’s Disease.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 4 years ago

    So much for the fountain of youth. He zeroed in on the fountain of excelling.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 4 years ago

    This is 3 syllables shy of a Haiku … 5-7-2 instead of 5-7-5 … CaFfEiNe …!

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    charles9156  almost 4 years ago

    Teresa continues the semi-elliptical orbit ;+)

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator almost 4 years ago

    My, but what frightening x-ray teeth you have, Grandma! ;)

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    6turtle9  almost 4 years ago

    Feel free to wander down to the ponder, just be careful not to get stuck in the muck.

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    6turtle9  almost 4 years ago

    Why does everything Have to be a syndrome!? Sheesh! I declare Frog Applause a syndrome; now that’s one pandemic I can get behind!

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    katina.cooper  almost 4 years ago

    Is he talking about the guy who runs Gocomics?

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    INGSOC   almost 4 years ago

    if you happen to think that over thinking is good, think again

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    We are Froglandians!

    We always think about it for some time.

    Sometimes we figure it out.

    More rarely, we figure it out and act on it.

    But don’t count on it.

    We are Froglandian Thinkers!

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    The Old Wolf  almost 4 years ago

    Help, we are sinking! What are you sinking about?

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …I have been thinking of hanging my bath mats on the living room walls…

    …I have given this a ton of thought…

    …(and a pinch of salt)…

    …not only are they overly impressive…

    …they are overtly artistic as well…

    … a good analogy is that of a tree well…

    …if you can sucker them in, they can’t Hotel California their way out of it…

    …no, I am not speaking gibberish or in code…

    …and if you say poetry…

    …you deserve to be trapped by my hanging bath mat tree well…

    …ski at your own risk…

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    At this AM (ca. 6:15 here in the Central Time Zone), this is Day 2. But sometimes Sister updates a little later in the morning, so we shall see if this sticks or is supplanted.

    I’ll think about it….

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t think so hard. Cushion for soft landing.

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