Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 29, 2020

Failure mode. Failure mode. Failure mode.

Not a nation wide brand name.

Then again, a cartoon about sexual conjugation potato chips might be too risque.

There are “wise” potato chips?

You can’t say that they don’t deliver what they promise.

I dunno if I’d want to eat talking potato chips.

Reply with a crisp “No!”

I think that most people who are not from the east coast or even the northeast, know about Wise potato chips. Best BBQ flavor of any chip.

You won’t be teasing the dog for long……((((((( munch! )))))))

They’ll be able to escape the dog’s tummy – just run around until they’re all pooped out.

Some of us just aren’t wise enough to get the joke if we don’t know the reference. That’s why I like getting my comics fix online. When I don’t get it, I can always check the comments. Someone is bound to have explained it already to someone else who didn’t get it. That’s one of the advantages of being a west-coaster; the east-coasters get it all figured out before I even get up.

Anyone remember Guy’s or Kitty Clover potato chips?

It would only be “unwise” if they were poker chips. Potato crisps are made to be eaten.

Those “Un Wise” chips remind me a an old tale of an animate gingerbread boy who ran and taunted hungry pursuers until he was eaten by a fox.