Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 23, 2021

Did someone pick you up just to say “Hello”?

When do you slap a little person? When they say “gee your hair smells nice”.

It has been decided that isn’t fair to make everyone measure DOWN to your standards.

More the elfs’ union than tradition.

Hey short people are discriminated against everywhere but airline seats!

Only white, middle aged males and fathers.