Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for October 27, 2021

Distract him with the aroma, then kick him in the…well, you get the idea.

What no pumpkin spice !

Since you have pepper spray and wintergreen spray,

… what about pepper-mint spray?

Cheap French perfume might work since he’ll have to explain to his GF/wife.

I was really hoping for something in frangipani.

Drink-to-the-Face in straight shots or mixed drink flavors.

Thankfully there is no pumpkin spice.

Is it that bad in the office?

Nothing works better (especially against stalkers) than Cherry Bianca