Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for February 13, 2021

It’s on the shelf next to the left handed corkscrew

OMG! Do know how rare those are?

Evidently, the store is out of it, hon….

I ran out many years ago.

If you have to ask, you don’t have any.

She has all you are going to need.. but you need to be a smooth talker to get her to use it.

It’s right next to the toe jam.

Alway the missing item?

“Go next door. Maybe you can borrow some from the Tin Man.”

I’ll get elbow grease when I get a round tuit.