Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 08, 2021

We constant sitters aren’t lazy…we’re just efficient in our energy usage.;-D

As someone says, “Sitting is the new smoking.”

Flint like knitting.

If the book gets boring, Horace is all set.

And hour is the most I get and I’m too sore to sit and I have to get up

I’m in more pain on my nights off than on nights I work

Whatever works…neigh-ver waste your time doing nothing….time is of the essence….life’s too short….

Horses do not sit down, it’s either stand up or lie down.

Obviously, Horace is studying dressage…!

Works for me

That position builds arm strength, too. As a youth, I was a bookworm, but I could bench press any volume of the encyclopedia. If you don’t know what an encyclopedia is, ask an older person or Jiminy Cricket. :)

Hazard, Kentucky: where you no longer have to read between the dotted lines.

This guy took a horse to a machine shop to get re-shod and when he came back the horse was on his back with his feet straight up in the air. “What happened to my horse?” to which the machinist replied, “I don’t know…he’s been like that ever since I took him out of the vice.”

Now that’s more like it.

Are these two views of the same item of furniture?