Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 02, 2021

Wedding “vetting”.

I think he’s already doomed!!

Why didn’t she speak up when the reverend said “…or forever hold your peace”.

Hello Legal Aid? Can you connect me to your Annulments and Bad Decisions department? The engagement was ‘consummated’, but not the marriage.

Short honeymoon.

This screams annulment ….

He deserves it. obviously no backbone.

I’ll bet it will be a doozy of a honeymoon.

Sometimes things don’t go as planned, but they’ll face it together, hand in hand.

And the blissful life of marriage begins.

My wife said the same thing at our wedding. Been ranting for 53 years now.

This is how The Lockhorns got started, right? Or maybe the couple in Ruben Bolling’s parody, Marital Mirth.