Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 02, 2021

so close

I do not suffer from arachnophobia!! I just don’t like those thingies!!

:-O

Tony’s QOTD: What’s your ringtone?

How am I supposed to know, Tony. It’s your phone. Tell you what, I’ll call you and you tell me what ringtone I have.

BTW what’s your phone number?

Not unlike the spider, this one’s going on my wall.

For some odd reason, my ring tone for my mother is a train whistle. Dad passed, but his was the Tim the Tool Man Taylor’s “UNNGH?”

Aoooogah!!!

If you recorded me when I saw a tarantula in my bedroom, you would have gotten a whole different ring tone; “Holy F***!”

No phone, no allowance – Elliot’s out of luck.

Get him some cottage cheese and a cushioned stool.

That’s my boy……

Modern technology!

For a time I used the ‘Red Phone’ sound from In Like Flint, but it kinda creeped people out, so I replaced it with something inane

And wait until you check Facebook.