Close to Home by John McPherson for December 28, 2020

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    Leojim  almost 4 years ago

    Well at least it’s working for you. Now you maybe better let her read it.

    I see Bleeb is gone. At least this one’s a 2010 so not to be expected.

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    Bleeb must be poop out from all the Christmas celebrations. Taking the day off.

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    It’s working! You remembered!

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    comixbomix  almost 4 years ago

    Time to re-gift it to you-know-who…

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    jr1234  almost 4 years ago

    Bleeb hasn’t left the building?

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    cdward  almost 4 years ago

    You may need to share your second copy with her.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Thanks for the memories.

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Now you can give it to her

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    jbduncan  almost 4 years ago

    Hey, I’ve got a good memory, its just short!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yaa! It worked. Drat!

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    davanden  almost 4 years ago

    Appropriately enough, this also appeared in my 2020 page-a-day calendar.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  almost 4 years ago

    So that’s where the other one went!

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    JOHNNNNN-SON!!

    “Yes sir, you barked, sir?“

    “Johnson, I want you to schedule the bug for a short bit with only a few lines… hopefully he can hold it together for a short one.“

    “Yes sir. Uh, what shall I tell the bug… er, Mr. Bleeb, his lines are sir?“

    “Just give him this script, Johnson… and let him figure it out on his own!“

    “Yes sir, will do sir.“

    “Mr. Bleeb, sir. The Director asked me to deliver this script containing your lines for the next scene, sir.“

    “Tʜᴀɴᴋ’sʜ Jᴏʟsᴏɴ, I ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇsʜɪᴀᴛᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ’sʜ ғᴏʀ ʙʀɪɴɢɪɴɢ ɪᴛ (ʜɪᴄᴋ) ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʜᴜᴍʙʟᴇ ᴀᴅᴏʙᴇ… ᴀʙᴅᴏᴅᴇ… ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇssʜɪɴɢ ʀᴏᴏᴍ… Oғ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴇɪɴᴅ’sʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ, Jɪᴍᴘsᴏɴ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴇғɪɴᴇᴛʟʏʏʏʏʏʏ… ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ’ᴇᴍ! Hᴇᴇ-ʜᴇᴇ-ʜᴇᴇ-ʜᴇᴇᴇᴇ! Nᴏᴡ, ɪ’ᴍ sʜᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ!“

    “Yes sir, and it’s “Johnson” sir.“

    “Rɪɢʜᴛ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ, sᴏʀʀʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ Jᴀᴍɪsᴏɴ! Nᴏᴡ, ʟᴇᴛ’sʜ sʜᴇᴇ…. Hᴏᴏ-ᴡᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’sʜ ʙʟᴜʀʀʏ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜɪsʜ sᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ᴍɪsʜ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ! I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ’ʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅ ᴏғ ɪᴅ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇᴇ ɪғ ᴏʟ’ ʙᴜɴɢ’s ɢᴏᴛ ᴀɴʏ sʜɴᴀᴘᴘs! Hᴇᴇ-ʜᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇ!“

    … Cont’d tomorrow

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    Houston, we have a problem….

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    mwksix  almost 4 years ago

    “No I didn’t!”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And…today isn’t my birthday…

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    My wife was just getting on me about my memory; guess I need that book.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    John could use that book, he’s repeating himself.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    “Bleeb” implies plurality. Since there’s only one of him, shouldn’t’t his name be “Bloob”?

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Now I remember. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

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    kaycstamper  almost 4 years ago

    Uh oh, it must have worked!

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