Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 08, 2021

Plenty around who do. Why aren’t they called witch?

They found it was easier to make her the keynote speaker than to have her sneaking up behind them!

A topic they all can get behind!

I’m a little surprised Gaylord’s tail feathers aren’t smoking.

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She does leave behind, little red cabooses.

Here’s the answer for all those people who ask why Broomhilda doesn’t zap her way out of problems.

Yeah, getting zapped in the caboose would certainly be motivational.

The sneaking up part could be very interesting…….

The interesting part is zapping the caboose……

Kanchō

The secret is to approach from downwind.

Now that is a practical keynote speech! I remember going to a three day company meeting (when I was working for a reasonable size multinational) which was the annual kick off for Sales, Marketing, high level goals, blah, blah, blah. The one thing I remember was a presentation from someone about public speaking where she talked about really practical stuff – what to do with your hands when on stage if your nervous, how to compose yourself if you lose train of thought, that sort of thing. The rest – something, something, “Lasers!” – something, something “Market Leadership” – something, something – “Customer relationship is THE sustainable business advantage” …

I am almost surprised that Broomie hasn’t been banned by the Witches’ Convention—except, they’re witches….