Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 05, 2021

He will make off with your wife’s booty.

“go ask the serving wench.”

He has PLANS for you, slacker!!

In the mean time I’ll get the grog.

“Whot’s a pirate’s favrite letter?”

“Must be the ‘R’”.

Ya might think it’s the ARR, but really, it’s the “C”!

Better stock up on RUM !

I said jolly RANCHER, not Jolly Roger

I think she’s gonna say NO.

Is it a Pittsburgh Pirate?

Why would you want to?

Just think, you can have all of the left boots.

I knew a woman that wanted to be a pirate when she grew up. When she turned 10 or 11, her dad sold their house, bought a boat, and took her family to live on the ocean. She said she saw pirates on the Indian ocean. They became quite good at avoiding them and she was an expert marksman on a boat.

He was hooked right away.

You can use him as a stand for Polly.

No, don’t ask the Mom. She may decide she wants another hand on deck, so to speak, or to replace the current First Mate.

Another badly damaged stray…

Avast, ye blaggards !! Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.

Pastafarianism could come to this lucky household. Only the parrot is needed.

Be careful, they cost a buck an ear, but in this case you can get a discount for the missing leg. They are cheaper during the corn harvest.

He followed me home.

Careful! They are really hard to house train.

He was just sitting on the porch.