Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 07, 2021

The calculator is about 2 pounds, so that leaves only 3.

Wait! You can lose a lot of weight if you just step outside.

Just turn the ship’s gravity off.

Now that is the Irritable Belle we expect!

She needs to lose weight? Really?

Seriously, why would Pam need to lose ANY weight? Maybe deal with her anger issues….

I resolve to be more flexible in my goals.

And will destroy it by sticking it somewhere to serve as a message to Dr. Mel.

She is perfect as is. Weight AND attitude!

Why mess around with perfection?

If only the courts could get hold of that invention – and the moderators of the future presidential elections!

So, what’s YOUR resolution?

Maybe Pam reads too many fashion magazines, because she looks great to me.

Don’t forget to destroy Dr Mel at the same time or he will just build an newer and More Annoying version.

Once again, not calculating any probabilities.