Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 31, 2021

Seems like someone took a bite out of that puck

How do you even bite that? Or did she manage to swallow that?

I feel like they’ve done this strip before…

Was that the bite of 87?

she probably thought it was a moon pie

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture(oreo) and this picture(hockey puck)Kim:They’re the same picture

What do you people always mean “staying up?” Are you all in America or something?

First Time I stay up for a comic and its a rerun

Bam, the stick just breaks.

Wow, Kim is almost as strong as shaggy.

As nat glooms the fact of Kim eating the puck, Chester watches as nate hold hands with kim. He grows madder and madder. He erupts from under the ice like a volcano. Nate is paralyzed with fear. Chester reaches out his large, hairy hands, and grabs Nate by the throat. Nate thinks his life is about to be cut short, when Peter pops out of nowhere. “Greetingths.” Peter says. Nate takes one glance at peter, but that glance was the most fantastic one ever. Nate watches amazingly as Peter transforms into a huge gorilla. “You again.” Chester exclaims madly. “We meet again” Peter says.

Considering that Kim’s family runs a bakery, it’s amazing that she still has teeth.

You know Kim seriously needs to choose who she wants to date already

noice so not only is kim strong is she sees fit she can nom inedible objects

Wait if you cant chew a hockey puck how do you eat it?

did she just eat a puck?how did she manage to into bite a hockey puck? :0

this is a sequel strip from when kim’s bow was a drone. FYI

There is no way that Kim will survive that. What is she, superwoman?

Why didn’t Nate use the excuse that he’s wearing hockey skates instead of figure skates?

She ate the puck…?

She kind of reminds me of an old Toonerville character called The Physically Powerful Katrinka.

That’s destroying personal property, and she can get into trouble.

If Kim and Chester are going out together, that explains a lot…

Can anyone see this comment?

The puck is still in shape with the bite.

…she talked him into it………..

Can anyone see this comment?

she must be a bad goalie, letting that puck go right thru

She could have stuck that puck someplace where the sun does not shine.

wow. just wow.

Hockey pucks are hard af

Actually, at first I thought that the picture of the bitten puck was a picture of either a bitten cookie or a bitten Oreo.

Holy-Now I’M scared…

She has good skating form…..

Isn’t the puck a veggie burger though? Correct me if I am wrong, but in one of the strips Nate had no puck and he used a tofu burger right?

My brother married a woman just like her. Not good

yooooo

the puck is not a cookie

Nate needs to report that girl now. But for what?

Enjoy her version of crack the whip!

The people from Calvin and Hobbes comment section are so un entertaining but a5 leas5 you guys are

….Yikes. Can we just say we were NOT expecting that?

Welp, last part!

THE DARK SECRET OF P.S. 38: PART 5

Nate quickly looks around for something that can help him stop Alien Nichols from activating the missile, who is laughing.

Alien Nichols: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nate finds a medium-sized rock on the grass. He inspects it for a quick second, then throws it at the remote control device that Alien Nichols is holding. The rocks hits the controller, knocking it out of Alien Nichols’ hands. It falls to the ground, breaking it.

Alien Nichols: Darn you, kid! You broke my controller! But unlucky for you, there’s actually another way to activate this planet-destroying missile!

Alien Nichols jumps off the roof and goes inside the school. Nate realizes that he is heading towards the underground secret base. He follows him.

Nate: Come on, everybody! Let’s get him!

Everyone cheers as they follow Nate to the principal’s office. He tries to open the door to the office, but it’s locked. It looks like the door is super-glued to the walls, and it can’t be broken down either.

Ellen: It’s locked! What do we do, Nate?

Nate tries to think of a way to get down to the secret base. He can’t come up with one at first, but then he gets an idea.

Nate: Search all around to school for anything that can lead us to the underground base! Go!

They all look around the school for anything useful. Shortly after, someone finds a couple of dynamite in Mrs. Godfrey’s room. A match is found in the library too. Nate sets it up.

Nate: Stand back, everyone!

The dynamite explodes, creating a hole to the base. Nate jumps into the hole. He searches around the base for Alien Nichols. He enters the boardroom. Alien Nichols is there, standing there like he is waiting for him.

PART 5 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

I would be terrified if the girl who chases after me could bite through a hockey puck…

how the heck to you eat a puck

Put her in goal without a mask.

goodjob

“When I bite into a Puck Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of being coerced against my will into figure skating!”

A girl who know what she want.

notice how her face didnt change for the whole strip

It’s my birthday in two days

Boom.

I see Kim with the puck. She opens her mouth so wide Nate almost peed his pants. GULP. The puck was gone. Then, all the sudden, he was in the air. Kim was carrying Nate. She stomps her foot on the ground and Chester roars as he approaches. “Skate with me or die.” Kim says. Nate whimpered and took that as a yes. Nate was skating with Kim for hours- WITH Chester watching. At the end, Kim said, “I’m bored. How bout’ my cutie pie Chester gets his dinner.” He tossed Nate into Chester mouth.

THE END

This reminds me of Nate’s last encounter with Kim. The hair bow drone….

they looked so casual in the first panel knowing how nate usually reacts to seeing kim

0o0 i will never unsee the image of Kim eating a puck…

They keep repeating this I have been reading since 1992 and I have seen this comic strip about 10000000000 times they also repeat other comic strips

These comics strips featuring Kim are getting weirder and weirder. There was a similar Sunday strip a few weeks ago feturing Kim.

yum rubber

THEORY: Kim is secretly part Silverback Gorilla, part Great White Shark, and part Saltwater Crocodile.

When I saw the first panel, I thought it was a cookie

Damn, she’s persistent

Yum

That sack of ▇▇▇▇ is even dumber than Nate

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broke his stick? ayo that kinda sus

I hate Kim so much