Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 03, 2021

Apparently by Billy from The Family Circus…

Santa has come and gone, Wally doesn’t have to be a “good boy” till next year. :)

The Evil Twin excuse is passe.

It looks like something hacked up. By a clowder of cats!

The Devil made him do it.

I was FRAMED!!!!!!

I’m a guard dog, what do you expect, Lassie…..

the owner is suppose to be smarter than the dog!

“Badgers!”

hacking is the number one reason for my bank account balance

Nice try, Wally!

His explanation? He’s a dog!

Always amazed me when people complain their dog is getting into the garbage and never truly do anything about it. When our German Shepard started sticking his head into our tall kitchen garbage can, we went to a craft fair in town and bought a heavy wooden garbage bin that takes 33 GALLON garbage bags and has a heavy wooden lid you lift up to put things into it. Problem solved, don’t blame the dog for being a dog.

You missed the chair Wally.

I’m a dog. What is your explanation?

Wow, all that is bad to do, but very impressivey done, Wally.

SHE’S MAD AT YOU, WALLY.

Wally Wally Wally

He’s a dog, psycho-woman. He doesn’t have any explanation. The fault is yours for failing to train him.