Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 24, 2021

whoever was controlling that drone should’ve known better

At least they won’t have to listen to Poncho drone on and on about how smart the plan was…

Should’ve at least taken a slice for the road, Poncho!

… so he’s getting better at them?

Poncho watch out for the Sauce Pond in the Land of Pizza !

Actually, he’s headed to the front door of somebody wondering what happened to his pizza.

Oooh, how can that drone hold onto something heavier than a pizza?

(Okay, weight doesn’t much matter in 2D. Shh!)

All that pizza sounds good until you get it. I well remember a cruise ship that had pizza 24/7, …, It got old real fast.

Poncho watched the movie Zardoz the night before.

If the ratio of schemes to successes is plummeting, that means he is having more successes.

Or fewer schemes.

It seems that if we think to much about what we are doing we kind of stop and think our way out of it. He who dares. Wins! …sometimes.

If only there was a land of pizza…it made me think of a land of never ending cakes, both sweet and savoury, of all kinds, just like in the British Baking Show…

Is the Land of Pizza anywhere near Homer Simpson’s Land of Chocolate?

So Long, and Thanks for All the Kibble

I don’t do schemes as much as I used to.