Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 03, 2021

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    2. Put the cap back on, you fool.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You can take online spelling courses.

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    Yakety Sax  almost 4 years ago

    Used dictionaries are in any local thrift store, Goodwill, and Salvation Army stores. Buy one. Learn how to use one. Same with folding paper maps. Neither require batteries.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Dunno spelling? Just Ask Google.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    3. Buy an erasable pen.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Should have been: Learn to spell.

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    mikeyman  almost 4 years ago

    More cures and less patients.

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    PUT THE CAP ON THE SHARPIE!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Why most resolutions never come to fruition…

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    Darryl Heine  almost 4 years ago

    Be more what??

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Great idea! I resolve to be more too!

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 4 years ago

    Those who can never be patient soon find that they are a patient.

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    James Deveney Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    For a dyslexic it is so frustrating and can make one feel like a fool: On something they had no control over (the abilities and disabilities we are born with). I have gotten better but I still get stumped and yes spell check has been a blessing.

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    GreenT267  almost 4 years ago

    But we don’t need to learn to spell anymore because Spellchecker does it for us. It will even correct our corrections. Of course, Spellchecker has a low sense of humor. . . sending rude emails to the boss seems to be its idea of fun. So we do have to triple-check. But, soon we will only be communicating with emojis and phonetic abbreviations anyway. Who needs actual words to communicate? The other person is sure to catch our drift. /s

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    Less Monday... More Friday  almost 4 years ago

    Quick, make him the senior manager.

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    Dear Lord, give me patience and RIGHT NOW!

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    Fantom Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’s a good resilu, resuli.., OH DANG.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    so… it’s going to be a challenge

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    thejanith Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And resourceful! All he needs to do is get out the dictionary. With “pat-” he’s got enough to look up the rest. Use the online or on-phone dictionary.

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    “Be MORE!” I think that’s a fine resolution.

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  almost 4 years ago

    Innocent prisoners like ‘Off the Cuff’ remarks intended for locusts who work in bands, such as “Be Thomas More or Les Montgomery”

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  almost 4 years ago

    Where’s Zach the brown Wild 11 man?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If you understand the communication even through misspellings and poor grammar, then the task is accomplished.

    Nit-pickers should go back to their original tasks.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He’s just going through a rough spell.

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      almost 4 years ago

    New Year’s resolutions are pointless.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ah, forget it!

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    grizz  almost 4 years ago

    I used a thesaurus for spelling with a word index in the back, that way I would not get distracted by the definitions, etc

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