WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 14, 2021

Now go for a swim.

I’m assuming it also taste better than whey powder.

Just wait until it sets.

Mixed 1:1 with cornmeal, cement is an effective mouse/rat poison. Don’t let your pets get the mix, but if they find a carcass, it won’t harm them.

From the Portland Cement MSDS:Portland cement is a light gray powder that poses little immediate hazard. A single short-term exposure to the dry powder is not likely to cause serious harm. However, exposure of sufficient duration to wet portland cement can cause serious, potentially irreversible tissue (including skin or eye) destruction in the form of chemical (caustic) burns, including third degree burns. The same type of tissue destruction can occur if wet or moist areas of the body are exposed for sufficient duration to dry portland cement.

I guess that will give you rock hard abs!

Mommy, Mommy! – Daddy just crapped a sidewalk.

That stuff will go straight to your brain.

Call the morgue and tell them to get ready.

No whey!

Do not try this at home.

So how do you address that nasty case of constipation as a side effect?

Reminds me of how the Spir_____ people were selling powdered sea shells. “They’re full of protein!” So is hair; don’t eat hair or sea shells.

well he’s got about 10 minutes to think really hard about that

Today’s strip seems pretty random.

Soon to be dead weight.

Somewhere in America, there’s an idiot who will try this.

Sadly, causes hardening of the arteries. And everything else.

But extremely constipating!

I saw a show (Untold Stories of the ER) where a handyman made a cast for his broken ankle using cement: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0840227/ I remember the burns caused by exposure to the cement were a problem.

Eat that and you may end up outdoing that captive giant Isopod that did not drop a deuce in two years.

Just lame.