Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 12, 2021

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    They have a rule?

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    jr1234  almost 4 years ago

    1 yr = 7 dog years …so 5 sec = 35 sec rule???

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    What rule? They always sniffing around for something to eat on the floor.

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    mikeyman  almost 4 years ago

    They are all on the taste, smell, hear, touch and see food diet.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Not to worry…. 555, 555,555 seconds is over 17 years.

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    At that point, is anyone really counting?

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    Znox11  almost 4 years ago

    With my dog, food doesn’t have a chance to bounce before it’s gone so any rule is irrelevant anyway.

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    MrTerry1946  almost 4 years ago

    should have a decimal before the first number

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    gmu328  almost 4 years ago

    for a dog, the rule should be a 35 second rule

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    Pokemon Fan  almost 4 years ago

    why so many 5’s?

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    eepeqez  almost 4 years ago

    Would you count that time with a 555 timer chip?

    (Obscure, but I’m sure some of you will get it)

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    If you’ve ever had food poisoning, that’s not long enough.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Professor Anthony Hilton, out of Aston University in Birmingham, England, told the Daily Mail:

    “The chances of anyone getting ill from dropping food on the floor at home are infinitesimally small,” Hilton said.

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    jbarnes  almost 4 years ago

    From a dog’s point of view, anything on the floor counts as condiments. Sometimes mine won’t chew their toys until they have taken them outside to get dirty.

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