Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 13, 2021

It’s the residual effect of all that grease & sugar in his diet!!

Was there plastic sheeting inside the carpet?

How are sunglasses ordered with respect to creepiness? Are Wayfarers creepier than, say, wraps?

I wear sunglasses in virtually any sunlight

Don’t know if the neighbors think I’m creepy

Sure they think I’m odd, but there’s plenty of reasons for that

Forget about the shape … if they were mirrored sunglasses, it’s time to lock the windows and push heavy furniture in front of all the doors.

When you’re cool the sun always shines.

Don’t think I would want to be a neighbor…….

I noticed that aviator glasses sort of went out of fashion around the time of the Matrix movies. Now it seems like dark granny glasses are common.

I wear my sunglasses at night.

Was he wearing a mask?

Don’t think the shades will cover his nefarious deeds…….

The bad part about this is that it brings back awful memories of the death of a high school classmate who was beaten to death by her husband, then her body was rolled up in a carpet and disposed of in the next state. It was a huge news story over two decades ago in my city.

Humoring him? Or a case of, "If you can’t beat ’em . . . "