Comedian Ritch Shydner used to have a bit in his routine where he’d say that men could take anything and make it sound dirty. A woman says, “I need to take my car in and get the tires rotated.” The guy says, “I’d like to rotate her tires!”
Quantum tire rotation seems like a good idea, assuming it’s possible to control the state of each tire’s position vector. The Uncertainty Principle may cause problems.
pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Does she also need her clock cleaned?
pearlsbs almost 4 years ago
Don’t rubber the wrong way. She might get tired of listening to you.
Pedmar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Comedian Ritch Shydner used to have a bit in his routine where he’d say that men could take anything and make it sound dirty. A woman says, “I need to take my car in and get the tires rotated.” The guy says, “I’d like to rotate her tires!”
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 4 years ago
I had quantum entangled tires on our truck, one goes flat and they all go flat.
davanden almost 4 years ago
Good setup; bad punchline.
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
When I worked in a tire shop, we told people they needed to change the air in their tires from winter air to summer air
Think a few of them almost believed us
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
Quantum tire rotation seems like a good idea, assuming it’s possible to control the state of each tire’s position vector. The Uncertainty Principle may cause problems.
Withan almost 4 years ago
But if he can tell her the direction of the spin, they can no longer find the tires.