Heater? Must be an east coast (?) moniker for register, or heat register. At least that’s a term which some of my NY, NJ bred classmates used when I was in college.
Ah, so that’s why my bathroom scale has been so obviously wrong the last few weeks(since Christmas really). Gravity has been unusually strong. Of course. “science”
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Maybe Calvin would have ad the energy to throw the snowball farther if he had eaten his oatmeal.
codycab over 3 years ago
The earth is not here to hold your hand, Calvin.
rentier over 3 years ago
No power without eating?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Poor Calvin. He will never be a quarterback.
alaskajohn1 over 3 years ago
The only good oatmeal is mixed with raisins in cookies.
in.amongst over 3 years ago
Hobbes in the third panel though…. :)
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
I can only imagine how pleased mom was that he spilled his oatmeal down the heater. Unless she doesn’t know, yet.
su43dipta over 3 years ago
Yeah, Einstein’s theory predicts this under certain circumstances, just to protect unwary passerby from your snowballs.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s really lame, Calvin.
scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bad Day Calvin ?
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
Just as well that Susie didn’t notice, Calvin doesn’t realize the gravity of the situation…
rshive over 3 years ago
Our conceptions of ourselves often differ from objective reality.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 3 years ago
Calvin should take that as a sign to go back inside the house.
leopoldenoch over 3 years ago
Blame it on the Climate Change.His White Privilege failed him this time…
joegeethree over 3 years ago
Gravity, though described as a “weak” force, almost always wins.
scotta775 over 3 years ago
Gravity and wind are the two biggest jerks in the whole universe.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh thank goodness. I thought that was a hairball you hacked into the heater vent.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Yaaa? How about Naaah?
A# 466 over 3 years ago
Heater? Must be an east coast (?) moniker for register, or heat register. At least that’s a term which some of my NY, NJ bred classmates used when I was in college.
CarmineBazile over 3 years ago
Poor, Calvin. I’m not sure if he can play any throwing games… Until he eats his darn oatmeal.
Prey over 3 years ago
Hey Calvin, warn a guy about the gravity! I weighed myself this morning and nearly had a seizure!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ah, so that’s why my bathroom scale has been so obviously wrong the last few weeks(since Christmas really). Gravity has been unusually strong. Of course. “science”
cracker65 over 3 years ago
Suck it up Calvin. You better be glad you didn’t hit Suzy.
Ryker the reader over 3 years ago
gravity didnt want you to get in trouble
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
In the bad old days, we would have said he suddenly started throwing like a girl. Today, we would say his survival instinct kicked in. :)
KEA over 3 years ago
Q’s been messing with the gravitational constant again
countoftowergrove over 3 years ago
A Vonnegut reference!
Coopbossman over 3 years ago
go to febuary 11 1991
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
Must be a New Moon. Gravity from Earth, moon, and sun all pulling in the same direction.
rklynch over 3 years ago
Can’t blame gravity for everything, Calvin..
hagarthehorrible over 3 years ago
Maybe Susie’s gravity is more stronger to bend the path of matter thrown at her. I expect to see a bounder coming from that side anytime.
i love food that is over 3 years ago
the poor heater unlike Calven it didn’t have a choice in eating the oatmeal it just got stuffed down its throat!
c001 over 3 years ago
During the last decade I had the same feeling.