Statues are a great way to honor the hero’s of our time. They can be easily recycled by the future generations when the hero’s become villain’s, as they most always do somehow.
It’s nice to have life goals. I used to dream of being Omniscient and All Powerful Supreme Ruler of Everything. Now, I’d settle for a good sandwich and a cold beer. And maybe something entertaining on Netflix.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Calvin’s goal is to be THE Horseman of the Apocalypse.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
as if your parents are going to raise your allowance, Calvin, so you can get more clay
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 4 years ago
A lot more clay.
codycab almost 4 years ago
And then one day, the Winchester’s killed it.
LiamG.P almost 4 years ago
I have lots of clay at home, but it comes in different colors. Want some?
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
I bet I could ALMOST manage to make a realistic hoof with some clay. Maybe.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
My nightmare in elementary school. I have never been good with clay.
hariseldon59 almost 4 years ago
Stop horsing around, Calvin.
allen@home almost 4 years ago
I remember using Play-Doh® as a kid. Clay not so much.
rshive almost 4 years ago
Guess that Calvin will have to hoof down to the store to get it.
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ooh look, he’s made a half melted snow goon!
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
Expectation v. reality….
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 4 years ago
Well, Calvin does have a big ego, so, not surprised.
joegeethree almost 4 years ago
Go for it Calvin. In a couple of decades the “woke” crowd will tear it down anyway.
bbenoit almost 4 years ago
Careful, Calvin, remember the snow goons…
ajr58(1) almost 4 years ago
He’ll just be the back half
bookworm0812 almost 4 years ago
God in Heaven, save us all! Calvin as the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse has got to be far worse than the Biblical four put together!
Arav727 almost 4 years ago
To his parents(and susie) CALVIN IS THE apocalypsee
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Statues are a great way to honor the hero’s of our time. They can be easily recycled by the future generations when the hero’s become villain’s, as they most always do somehow.
pony21 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
(standing ovation) Today’s strip is truly hilarious.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Start small, my friend.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Or possibly a smaller apocalypse.
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
War, Famine, Death, Pestilence, and… Noodles.
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
It’s nice to have life goals. I used to dream of being Omniscient and All Powerful Supreme Ruler of Everything. Now, I’d settle for a good sandwich and a cold beer. And maybe something entertaining on Netflix.
Bill Cipher the demon almost 4 years ago
You know Hobbes is basically Calvin’s conscience most of the time
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
More clay? Go outside and start digging, kid.
gantech almost 4 years ago
“Ride a Rock Horse”
$hyGal2612 almost 4 years ago
U r Calvin
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars almost 4 years ago
Oops! The important suggestion to GoComics is to delay to February 18-19. Be prepared still.
Godzilla The King of the Monsters over 3 years ago
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse:
Danny Deleto
Danny Debeeto
Danny Decheeto
Danny Dorito
leopardglily 7 months ago
Hahahaha I read this as a kid and didn’t get it until I read it again several years later.